Thursday, April 23, 2009

Friday Funnies

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women


Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

10 comments:

Donna-FFW said...

Love this one Robyn.. cute..

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Love it! LOL

Sneaky Momma said...

These are great! Love that last one! :)

Alicia said...

LOLOLOL!!!!!

I so do not use those words in that context! Haha!

Wanda said...

So...so funny Robyn...and yet sooo true!!! So if a woman says "Fine...that's ok...go ahead...don't worry, I got it...but, thanks" the person hearing this should RUN for cover!

He And Me + 3 said...

Totally cracking up at the loud sigh and the nothing (silence). Beware of the silence around here. LOL

Kelly said...

HeHe!!! LOVE IT!!

Red Thread said...

Those are so funny and so dead on. How come it takes them so long to catch on? Thanks for the laughs.

tollesons4him said...

These are great! Ha ha ha....

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