Thursday, March 12, 2009

Friday Funnies


This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.


Breakfast......


1 grapefruit

1 slice whole-wheat toast

1 cup skim milk

Lunch......


Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 Hershey kiss


Afternoon.......


Tea

The rest of the kisses in the bag

1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping


Dinner.......


4 bottles of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 Snickers bars

Late Night Snack...........

Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


Remember: Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!

12 comments:

Leah said...

That's a hoot! You hit some of my sore spots. I'm trying to lose weight and handle stress.

Wanda said...

Back and forth, back and forth, a lot of stress = a lot of desserts = a lot of stress= never endingggggg!

Tasha said...

:) I just found my new diet!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Now that is what I call a diet! Cheesecake anytime of the day is just fine by me :). LOL

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

This is hilarious! :)

McCrakensx4 said...

OMGosh...I love it! and I love that stressed is desserts! I think I found my new diet! ;)

Swoozie said...

That is great! Just great! LOL!

Hey, I'm a new follower. I saw your blog and I just couldn't resist! I lived in Alaska from '73 to '83 (when I graduated from high school and left to go to college) and there really is NO place on earth like Alaska! Love It!
P.S. Love your funny-ness as well!

Wibeche og Rune said...

I love it:)

Kelly said...

That is my kind of diet!! Happy Friday!

Carrie said...

sounds about right to me!

Alicia said...

LOL!! Yah...we start off good, but it's that 1 Hershey's Kiss that throws it off for the rest of the day!!!

Screwed Up Texan said...

Stressed spelled backwards = desserts! Ha! I am going to have to use that one...♥